more tattoo artists need to just say “nah dude, i’m not doing that”
If you don’t have room for a mustache-wearing Meryl Streep on your blog, I don’t want to know you.
If I don’t reblog this, it’s because I’m dead.
introducing: tumblr users being smooth as fuck
BEST FOURTH WALL BREAK IN TV HISTORY
this is all I want in a boyfriend
mean girls came out on april 30th 2004. the 10 year anniversary is this year and april 30th is a wednesday and if the whole world does not wear pink i’m moving to saturn
that episode of spongebob where he inflates his biceps
This is one of the best responses to men against abortion ever
Heave ho, thieves and beggars, never shall we die…